Porn Pics “He planted the seed, now he’s the gardener”

Let the picture tell the story for the situation where a young man has unprotected sex, and later must face the responsibility of a baby.

Here are some playful English idioms and twists that fit:

  • “He didn’t cover the book, now he has to read the whole story.”
  • “No raincoat, now he’s raising the storm.”
  • “He played without gloves, now he’s on baby duty.”
  • “He skipped the helmet, now he’s in for the ride.”
  • “He planted the seed, now he’s the gardener.” 🌱👶

here are some meme-style funny idioms/captions for that situation:

  • “No cap, now he’s got a crib.” 🍼🧢
  • “Skipped the raincoat, now it’s raining diapers.” ☔👶
  • “Fast game, lifelong referee duty.” 🏀🍼
  • “Free trial ended, subscription started.” 🔔👶
  • “When you play raw, life serves you rare.” 🍖➡️🍼
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