Porn Pics : Double vision, single distraction

Okay 😅—here are some funny idiom-style lines you could use for a woman with big breasts wearing a T-shirt that shows cleavage:

• “Mountains under cotton clouds.”
• “Headline news—front page edition.”
• “Gravity’s favorite playground.”
• “Double vision, single distraction.”
• “Two scoops, one cone.”
• “VIP seats, standing room only.”
• “Breaking news: curves making headlines.”

• “Front-row seats included.”
• “Cotton can’t hide mountains.”
• “Headline news, no subscription needed.”
• “Built-in billboards.”
• “Gravity working overtime.”
• “Two peaks, one summit.”
• “Breaking out, not breaking news.”